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Monthly Archives: May 2008

If you have known me for longer than 3 years, you would know that I whole heartedly love Asian women. I dig Jews too, but not in the same way I love Asians.

I think this little fetish started when I was about 5 or 6. I would watch TV, and every time an Asian would come on I would be jumping for joy because I thought they were so cute. In all the scary movies, if there was an Asian chick in it, I never wanted her to die, always wanted her to live. My brother also had a Chinese friend named Wendy that I wanted to marry just because I thought she was so much cuter than the other girls.

In sixth grade we had gone on a trip to Boston (that place sucks balls and the people sicken me) and I had noticed that there were LOADS of Asians everywhere. I got super excited, I had never seen so many of them before. I wanted to keep em for myself.

I finally came to college, and I was instantly blown away. I found myself running into a lot of Asians ( one of the first people I met was a cute ass asian chick) and now I kind of dig an Asian now. There is much more to this fetish, but I just wanted to bang out 3 of these blogs today and I am getting sick of typing right now.

If you are a single asian female lookin for some love, or just someone to cuddle with, do yourself a favor and “holla at cha man”!

Greek life. We have seen it in the movies, we have seen it on tv shows, and we may have had a friend or two join in. But, would you ever go through the pain to even consider it to be worth it?

No before you get shit twisted, I have no beef with any frats or sororities. I just would like to know why people torment themselves for 2 months so they can have “cool” “friends”.

I’m sure that we all know that hazing is totally illegal, and we know that pretty much every greek organization does it. If you dont want to get your ass raped (used in loose terms) then why the fuck would you go through all the trouble to do it? Let alone, you have to pay money. Thats like someone saying “wanna be my friend? Gimme a 500 bucks and I will be your friend for a year.”

Once again, I have no beef with frats or sororities. I just have problems with how they do things. However, I think the people who join are just as silly, if not more than the people before them. I mean, you KNOW shit is gonna happen to you, but you just gotta be some super cool person of the campus. You gotta have that fame by any means right? Though probably losers in high school, you get a chance to relive your life, start over from scratch. All while getting all the liquor you want and super hot, though most of the time shady, babes and dudes.

Once again, I have no beef with Greeks.

I will end on this note. I can equate Greek life to wanting a cookie. Say you want the last cookie in the cookie jar, but to have it, you have to get spit on, jizzed on, fuck some dude you don’t know, be on the brink to alcohol poisoning, and top it off with running 20 miles. I mean, sure when you get the cookie it is good as hell (ie the life you live after you get in) but was it really worth it? If yes, then more power to ya. If no, then more power to ya then.

When I am playing games like Call of Duty 4, or Halo 3 on single player, things can start to get a little stale. So I hop on to some multiplayer games…and I am instantly reminded of why I played single player in the first place.

“Dude your mom sucks my cock”

“Take that stupid nigger”

“Suck my balls faggot”

I think you get the drift.

The conduct of people who play online is fucking RIDICULOUS. If someone kills you, you suck or you got “pwned”. However, if you kill them you just got lucky, or the infamous line “I had no health”.

Cocksuckers on Halo 3 are by far the worst kind of vile ass on the planet. People will pick up power weapons, or vehicles knowing well that they are extremely hard to kill, and still talk shit. Play Snowbound and wait for the bitch that picks up the Ghost. I dare you.

Call of Duty on the other hand is FAR better from a community standpoint, and they often help you when you ask a question. You do still however get that annoying team of pre-pubescent adolescent boys who still like to talk about how gay they are and like butt sex. But thats another story for another day.

Microsoft knows that in the heat of competition, there is gonna be some shit talk, but damnit they need to do something about it. I have heard racial and ethnic slurs way to many times to count, and nothin happens to these motha fuckas. Sure, you can mute them, but damnit how bout you ban these cocksuckers?!

I think I will end this here, I gotta play some GTA or something to calm the nerves.

I was looking at some old pictures from when I was in high school and realized that I have fattened up quite a bit. I mean, I wasn’t too thin in high school, but now I look like a person that should go on Maury or something.

Well, what do you do about it MJ?

I have decided to buy a bike in 2 weeks (sorry electric bass, you are just gonna have to hold on) to help myself get back into shape. Back in high school, you always had gym class to fall back on and numerous sports. Those things were FUN. But when you get into college, things change. Theres no gym class, sports take up loads of time, and you eat A LOT. Wish me luck on my quest to killin these pounds.

First and foremost, damn it feels good to be home bitches. Sorry had to get that out of my system.

But, today I got paid my 300 smackers from working the hardest 2 weeks of my life, and I decided to help myself by buying some games. I went on eBay to look at some things and realized that I should really invest in a Dreamcast for old fucks sake. Although I was looking at a DS, I couldn’t help myself and switched my bid.

Dreamcast? Whats a Dreamcast?

If you have been a cocksucker for the 15 years, you would know that the Dreamcast was Sega’s last full out console before they had to pull out due to financial reasons. However, they really went out with a bang and really took console hardware to a completely new level. For example, it had a modem in it so that you could go on the internet and look up stuff (the servers are still up to TO THIS VERY DAY in Japan I believe). It really laid the groundwork for what Microsoft is currently trying to get, a great online community.

Unfortunately, Sega’s previous blunders had put them in a poor financial spot, forcing them to close up shop after the PS2 started to wipe the floor with the Dreamcast. That wasn’t the only thing however. People pretty much stopped buying games for the damn thing and pirated them. Dreamcast played GD-Rom games, and somehow were easily pirated. People would just burn them to a CD-R and you could play them with no modifications.

If you are interested in getting one, you can find them roaming around on eBay for about 50 bucks. (I got mine for 39!) Pick one up and start burning those games, because some of the highlight titles are extremely expensive. (Marvel vs Capcom 2 can easily be sold for 100+dollars!)

Have you ever wondered the logic in the finals schedule? I had THREE finals in a row today and I swear I am going to die at any moment. I haven’t had a chance to sleep because of all of these exams that are so hard this semester.

Not much on this one, I just don’t see how it could be a good idea to have 3 finals in a row. It kills a thing called sleeping, and another thing called gaming. Bye kids.

One day I went to get a drink from the vending machines and noticed that there were 3 Gatorades stuck in the machine. So like any normal person I shook the machine to try and get them, but the end result was not what I had expected. Instead of getting the Gatorade, a chocolate milk AND a raspberry Propel fell from their spots.

I wish I would have known about this sooner.

I then realized that the drink machine on the far left is extremely wobbly, and that you can easily shake drinks from the machine if you are strong enough. Every since that day I have done the occasional “shake the machine because I am thirsty and have no money” trick. Or even last night, I got pissed that there was no change in the change machine, and once again exploited the drink machines looseness and shook some drinks out of it. I kind of feel dirty, but damn it who can say no to FREE drinks. Oh well, I will just have to make sure I don’t tip it too much and make it fall on top of me.

Hey kids. Um, I really started this to talk about my life and various rants or things that go on. Try not to take this stuff seriously, because I am not a serious guy. Well, some thing may be serious, but don’t go crazy on me about my views. I throughly enjoy games where you get to kill a lot of enemies with badass guns, or sweet swords. I think Zelda is the most overrated video game franchise of all time, and it literally puts me to sleep. Kirby’s Dreamland is by far the superior game, and it goes to show that what is popular is not always the best. My favorite thing to do is actually play video games, and my favorite game of all time is Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (I have a copy of that game in various places, on multiple consoles). I really enjoy computers, and I am a very knowledgeable person when it comes to them. I have a custom built green PC that needs a bit of upgrading, but that will be in due time. You can talk to me some time. My AIM s/n is ghetokungfumasta.