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Apple quite possibly has the best, and most unethical, product campaign in the world.  They are quite possibly the only computer company in the world who can make computers sound “fun”, and at the same time diss the competition with lies that only non-tech people would pick up.  We can call it brainwashing if you will.

Now, I have no problem with Apple.  I had a few beefs with my iPod, and I have NO beef with OSX.  I DO have beef with A) Apple Fanboys(quite possible the biggest cocksuckers on Earth) and B) Non-Tech people who tell me to buy a Mac.

Now, if you fit into category A, I will have to dice you up a bit.  There are Apple Fanboys who know what the fuck they are talking about.  I feel that I can have an overall great conversation with these people when it comes to tech and certain things.  There is also the other group that makes me HATE all Apple Fanboys.  The cocksuckers who have no idea of what they are talking about, and then parade that Macs are the shit.  I nearly punched one of them cocksuckers in the face when they told me that Macs are better because it “has better shortcuts”.  Quite possibly the biggest shit i’ve ever heard in my life.

Smart Apple fanboys will tell you why OSX is better, and then elaborate on it with facts and things like that.  Cocksucking Apple Fanboys that suck on Steve Jobs dick will just say “OSX is better because it doesn’t get viruses(wrong)”.  “Macs never get blue screens of death(Right, they just get a sweet ass gray screen and it does nothing)”.  “Macs just work and never break down(Wrong, my friends Mac is FUBAR and he has to send it in, thus not having a computer for a little while)”.  These people make real Mac fans look like idiots in the same way that cocksucking PC gamers talk about their “uber specs” for their PC rig that is actually store bought(You bitches think I don’t know that you PC gamers are dickless little kids?).

I’m getting off topic.  Where were we?  Oh yes, the “regular consumer” who uses computers for only 3 things that tries to tell you to buy a Mac.  I say, shut the fuck up.  It has happened on numerous occasions where a person that I am WAY smarter than tries to tell me to buy a Mac when they only A) Surf the web, B) Use Aim, and C) Type a paper.  Thanks for your help, but you would be better off by making me a sandwich.

This isn’t really a diss towards Apple.  I just hate how this “fad” has completely brainwashed people into actually thinking that OSX is IONS better than Windows or any version of Linux.  They then take those brainwashed people, and then try to brainwash more people and then it just turns into a giant mess.  If Steve Jobs told a Mac Fanboy to drink poison because it would increase his harddrive speed, it is a gaurantee that said fanboy would do it.  Case in point, let the SMART Mac fanatics do the talking, because you peons can’t convince me one bit.

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4 Comments

  1. And here’s proof: A system that “never breaks down” doesnt need like a hundred help forums on the internet.

    http://www.macfixitforums.com/

  2. What would you say are some of the real advantages and disadvantages of Mac in comparison to other platforms?

  3. I feel that OSX and Linux have a far superior file system with ext3 than with Windows using NTFS. No defraging, and things just work nicely. Also, since OSX is so heavily based on Unix, it is MUCH more secure than Windows will ever be, same with Linux. OSX is also a very user friendly experience when compared to Windows(and especially Ubuntu, non-techs will take a while to learn about compiling packages…though the SPM is a great tool).

    The things I look at as disadvantages for OSX are purely preference and others are fact. Apple using proprietaty hardware is nice for the way they handle business and things for a normal consumer, but the upgrades are ridiculously expensive. Also, people who want the latest and greatest hardware have to wait until Apple decides they want to upgrade their SKUs. No one usually knows when that happens either! Also, software is a huge problem, and any Linux user who wants to use a Mac for say Ubuntu, is going to have a hard time with a lot of hardware compatibility things. I personally don’t like how OSX is so GUI controlled. People who like to get work done on a keyboard tend to have a harder time because OSX is controlled extensively by a GUI(albeit, a very pretty one). I would go more in depth, but this comment looks SUPER long.

  4. well Mj i agree with ya. OSX and Linux are better systems. i also agree with bitchin on Fedex, i have my shit shipped UPS, i haven’t had a problem yet with packages bein late or lost. i hope u get yur stuff.


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