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I am pretty much at my last straw with these dudes, and I am just going to give up pretty soon here.  Like, why does the network suck ASS this semester?  I remember at the beginning of the year, watching youtube videos was seemingly a breeze.  Now, watching youtube videos can be a nightmare(though it has gotten better).

My biggest problem however is how they ass raped the ports needed to connect to xbox live.  Kids were patiently waiting to download their demos to Halo Wars, only to find that it would eventually take DAYS, or maybe WEEKS to download the fucker.  Its totalllly not fair for them to do this.

It is also ass for them to try and say that the xbox counts as another machine, and that you have to pay for another connection.  Also, routers are completely illegal.  Let me get this straight now.  I can’t SHARE the connection that I PAID FOR with my other shit?  Its fuckin BULLLLLLLLSHIT!  Imagine if your internet operator told you that you had to have a separate internet connection for all of the computers in your house.  Imagine if your phone people you needed a different phone line for each phone you have in your house.  Or even better yet, imagine if you were forced by the government to have a room for every person that lives in your house.  I bet you wont be having large families anymore.

I also think that clean access agent is a STUPID idea that needs to die.  While it sounded novel at first, it has now turned into a nightmare that annoys the piss out of me.  You randomly get booted off and then have to sign back in, and it makes it a FOR SURE way to know that you dont have multiple computers on the network.

My case in point is, I paid for the fuckin line, let me use it how I damn well please you nickel and diming cocksuckers!!

Apple quite possibly has the best, and most unethical, product campaign in the world.  They are quite possibly the only computer company in the world who can make computers sound “fun”, and at the same time diss the competition with lies that only non-tech people would pick up.  We can call it brainwashing if you will.

Now, I have no problem with Apple.  I had a few beefs with my iPod, and I have NO beef with OSX.  I DO have beef with A) Apple Fanboys(quite possible the biggest cocksuckers on Earth) and B) Non-Tech people who tell me to buy a Mac.

Now, if you fit into category A, I will have to dice you up a bit.  There are Apple Fanboys who know what the fuck they are talking about.  I feel that I can have an overall great conversation with these people when it comes to tech and certain things.  There is also the other group that makes me HATE all Apple Fanboys.  The cocksuckers who have no idea of what they are talking about, and then parade that Macs are the shit.  I nearly punched one of them cocksuckers in the face when they told me that Macs are better because it “has better shortcuts”.  Quite possibly the biggest shit i’ve ever heard in my life.

Smart Apple fanboys will tell you why OSX is better, and then elaborate on it with facts and things like that.  Cocksucking Apple Fanboys that suck on Steve Jobs dick will just say “OSX is better because it doesn’t get viruses(wrong)”.  “Macs never get blue screens of death(Right, they just get a sweet ass gray screen and it does nothing)”.  “Macs just work and never break down(Wrong, my friends Mac is FUBAR and he has to send it in, thus not having a computer for a little while)”.  These people make real Mac fans look like idiots in the same way that cocksucking PC gamers talk about their “uber specs” for their PC rig that is actually store bought(You bitches think I don’t know that you PC gamers are dickless little kids?).

I’m getting off topic.  Where were we?  Oh yes, the “regular consumer” who uses computers for only 3 things that tries to tell you to buy a Mac.  I say, shut the fuck up.  It has happened on numerous occasions where a person that I am WAY smarter than tries to tell me to buy a Mac when they only A) Surf the web, B) Use Aim, and C) Type a paper.  Thanks for your help, but you would be better off by making me a sandwich.

This isn’t really a diss towards Apple.  I just hate how this “fad” has completely brainwashed people into actually thinking that OSX is IONS better than Windows or any version of Linux.  They then take those brainwashed people, and then try to brainwash more people and then it just turns into a giant mess.  If Steve Jobs told a Mac Fanboy to drink poison because it would increase his harddrive speed, it is a gaurantee that said fanboy would do it.  Case in point, let the SMART Mac fanatics do the talking, because you peons can’t convince me one bit.

Hey kids. Um, I really started this to talk about my life and various rants or things that go on. Try not to take this stuff seriously, because I am not a serious guy. Well, some thing may be serious, but don’t go crazy on me about my views. I throughly enjoy games where you get to kill a lot of enemies with badass guns, or sweet swords. I think Zelda is the most overrated video game franchise of all time, and it literally puts me to sleep. Kirby’s Dreamland is by far the superior game, and it goes to show that what is popular is not always the best. My favorite thing to do is actually play video games, and my favorite game of all time is Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (I have a copy of that game in various places, on multiple consoles). I really enjoy computers, and I am a very knowledgeable person when it comes to them. I have a custom built green PC that needs a bit of upgrading, but that will be in due time. You can talk to me some time. My AIM s/n is ghetokungfumasta.