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Apple quite possibly has the best, and most unethical, product campaign in the world.  They are quite possibly the only computer company in the world who can make computers sound “fun”, and at the same time diss the competition with lies that only non-tech people would pick up.  We can call it brainwashing if you will.

Now, I have no problem with Apple.  I had a few beefs with my iPod, and I have NO beef with OSX.  I DO have beef with A) Apple Fanboys(quite possible the biggest cocksuckers on Earth) and B) Non-Tech people who tell me to buy a Mac.

Now, if you fit into category A, I will have to dice you up a bit.  There are Apple Fanboys who know what the fuck they are talking about.  I feel that I can have an overall great conversation with these people when it comes to tech and certain things.  There is also the other group that makes me HATE all Apple Fanboys.  The cocksuckers who have no idea of what they are talking about, and then parade that Macs are the shit.  I nearly punched one of them cocksuckers in the face when they told me that Macs are better because it “has better shortcuts”.  Quite possibly the biggest shit i’ve ever heard in my life.

Smart Apple fanboys will tell you why OSX is better, and then elaborate on it with facts and things like that.  Cocksucking Apple Fanboys that suck on Steve Jobs dick will just say “OSX is better because it doesn’t get viruses(wrong)”.  “Macs never get blue screens of death(Right, they just get a sweet ass gray screen and it does nothing)”.  “Macs just work and never break down(Wrong, my friends Mac is FUBAR and he has to send it in, thus not having a computer for a little while)”.  These people make real Mac fans look like idiots in the same way that cocksucking PC gamers talk about their “uber specs” for their PC rig that is actually store bought(You bitches think I don’t know that you PC gamers are dickless little kids?).

I’m getting off topic.  Where were we?  Oh yes, the “regular consumer” who uses computers for only 3 things that tries to tell you to buy a Mac.  I say, shut the fuck up.  It has happened on numerous occasions where a person that I am WAY smarter than tries to tell me to buy a Mac when they only A) Surf the web, B) Use Aim, and C) Type a paper.  Thanks for your help, but you would be better off by making me a sandwich.

This isn’t really a diss towards Apple.  I just hate how this “fad” has completely brainwashed people into actually thinking that OSX is IONS better than Windows or any version of Linux.  They then take those brainwashed people, and then try to brainwash more people and then it just turns into a giant mess.  If Steve Jobs told a Mac Fanboy to drink poison because it would increase his harddrive speed, it is a gaurantee that said fanboy would do it.  Case in point, let the SMART Mac fanatics do the talking, because you peons can’t convince me one bit.

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