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One day I went to get a drink from the vending machines and noticed that there were 3 Gatorades stuck in the machine. So like any normal person I shook the machine to try and get them, but the end result was not what I had expected. Instead of getting the Gatorade, a chocolate milk AND a raspberry Propel fell from their spots.

I wish I would have known about this sooner.

I then realized that the drink machine on the far left is extremely wobbly, and that you can easily shake drinks from the machine if you are strong enough. Every since that day I have done the occasional “shake the machine because I am thirsty and have no money” trick. Or even last night, I got pissed that there was no change in the change machine, and once again exploited the drink machines looseness and shook some drinks out of it. I kind of feel dirty, but damn it who can say no to FREE drinks. Oh well, I will just have to make sure I don’t tip it too much and make it fall on top of me.